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Payback time for all the movies I've dragged my wife into going to see. I was hoping it would be sold out, but it was the 4:00 PM showing. Lots of kids, so I was expecting, "oh my gosh, mommy the teapot talks" comments from the peanuts. Managed to get aisle seating and an empty chair in front of me so I could prop up my arthroscoped knee on it.

Easy to watch. I knew how ended so no suspense, but maybe teared up a little when the characters all turned into junk. The clock had the best one-liners. Emma was suitably spunky. Kevin ?Kline was good. Gaston should have had his arms ripped off by the beast. I earned enough martyr points to trick my wife into seeing Cloud Atlas v2.0

So how good are the steamy gay sex scenes in the movie? Heard it is rated 16year-old + in Russia for those scenes.

nafod wrote:Payback time for all the movies I've dragged my wife into going to see. I was hoping it would be sold out, but it was the 4:00 PM showing. Lots of kids, so I was expecting, "oh my gosh, mommy the teapot talks" comments from the peanuts. Managed to get aisle seating and an empty chair in front of me so I could prop up my arthroscoped knee on it.

Easy to watch. I knew how ended so no suspense, but maybe teared up a little when the characters all turned into junk. The clock had the best one-liners. Emma was suitably spunky. Kevin ?Kline was good. Gaston should have had his arms ripped off by the beast. I earned enough martyr points to trick my wife into seeing Cloud Atlas v2.0

You are the biggest pussy this board has ever seen.

:point :factoid

Ripe Turd wrote:So how good are the steamy gay sex scenes in the movie? Heard it is rated 16year-old + in Russia for those scenes.

I wouldn't have even known when they were if TerryB hadn't been sitting behind us in the theatre, fap-fap-fap

nafod wrote:

Ripe Turd wrote:So how good are the steamy gay sex scenes in the movie? Heard it is rated 16year-old + in Russia for those scenes.

I wouldn't have even known when they were if TerryB hadn't been sitting behind us in the theatre, fap-fap-fap

I liked it a lot. Very nostalgic

How does the Stockholm Symdrome of it compare to Passengers?

Good grief. I'm not considering seeing this.

The scene where Beauty & Beast (not sure which was which) danced alone while the household appliances gazed on them lovingly left me moved in a way that was only topped by the thrill of squeezing off 5 round bursts of the 50 cal at the range at Ft. Jackson

I went with my friends against my instincts because I never see them, they loved it. I thought it was a completely unnecessary remake and it reminded me why I hate capitalism. Unadulterated money grab. Plus even wimpier than watching the cartoon version. Shuddering thinking of it.

4.5/10