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On Thursday, Nov 15th, shortly after (the latest) war between Israel/Palestine and Palestine/Israel began, the one that the Oracle, Nostradamus, and Arthur Fonzarelli all predicted would one day unite the tribes of the world against intolerance, religious fundamentalism, and BMI charts was born in west Omaha. The seers of the past predicted the "great uniter" would be born unexpectedly early, and that his mother would, while on a regular appointment with her OB, call the father in the middle of his awesome Hardee's/Carl's Jr. Memphis Thickburger (half pound) and tell him to come to the hospital because the medical staff wanted to monitor the mother due to the young boy's effects on medical equipment, which stem from his unique DNA, a perfect XY mix of two demi-god DNAs. Afraid that the brand new $300MM hospital might collapse to a singularity, the staff intervened and brought him out Caesarian, further proof of his divinity.
Despite being 3 weeks early, Daniel (Sumerian for Great Uniter) was longer than average and inherited his father's strange, almost Skeksi-like slender hands and feet. He is home and constantly suckling from the teats of wisdom. The teats that have swelled to a sadly untouchable EE cup. Daniel has stated that his first divine work will be to bring White Castle to Omaha.
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Congrats on the birth of the "Uniter"!
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Congrats! :drinkers:
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May he bring you joy and pride, and may you and your wife dance at the weddings of many grandchildren.
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So if he's the great uniter then he must also be the undisputed decider...how awesome is that!! Congrats Peachy. Post some pics of the new son and also of the milk-filled double-E jugs.
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They have turned their backs on Mecca, and now face Des Moines (poor aim...give them a week)

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Congratulations to you and Mrs. Big Peach!
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Congratulations and welcome to the club!
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Congrats on the new arrival Peach! :supz:

I'll raise a glass in Daniel's honor tonight. :drinkers:
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Are we gonna hafta go thru the stroller thing again?

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Congrats!
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Congratulations!
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Congratulations, he is adorable!
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Nice goin', Mr. & Mrs. Peach.
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Congrats, Peach!
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Congratulations Pig Beach!
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congratulations fella!
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Welcome to the world Little Peach O:)
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beefheart wrote:Are we gonna hafta go thru the stroller thing again?

Congrats.
No, I promise. My wife found a $360 stroller and car seat combo that was an online return at target. It was marked down to $125 because they didn't carry it in the store. Got the combo for less than the cost of either component. And we still have all the vitals left over from my daughter's first year, so no funny business.
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Congrats to Peach and family.

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Congrats to you and your wife on the birth of your child.




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Congratulations, and I'm really looking forward to White Castle's arrival!
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Congratulations!
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