RED ALERT! IGx'ers prepare to assault...

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RED ALERT! IGx'ers prepare to assault...

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...the DIRT DIVA! Sadly her relationship with HopSing is over and you know there's not a better time than now to talk a chick into double penetration. All you Cali IGx'ers wash your junk, mount up, and get your asses to Santa Cruz.

http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/


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*HopSing gets inundated with "friend" requests and smutty PMs*
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This is worse than the time she broke up with Carl Borg over irreconcilable differences in running philosophy.

http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/2009/02/tao-is-truth.html

So Carl and I broke up a couple days ago. A break up doesn't have to be viewed upon as a bad thing. It's just means we had different paths that we wanted to take. I don't believe in wasting someones time. Most people stay stuck in situations for a long time. I have so much stuff I wanna do in the wilderness..Like fastpacking and running long trails. Non of which Carl can do because he believes in a different way of training ,not going longer then 13 miles. My life is running. it is what keeps my soul alive. And every year I must take my few weeks to live in the wilderness.
It's sad but at the same time best for both.
Carl is an awesome person and great CF trainer.
I wish him the best on his journey through life.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:This is worse than the time she broke up with Carl Borg over irreconcilable differences in running philosophy.
I think that a) Carl's breakup was much kookier and that b) it sucks that I am this aware of DD's dating life.
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I loves me some vicarious Dirt Diva and Shari Baby...who by the way hasn't been blogging much but it appears she's lost another close friend who just "needed a break" from her.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/

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one of the emails I received was from a man starting up a rehab center to help addicts through exercise, through CrossFit to be exact.
Marketing genius, IMO.
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Shapecharge wrote:All you Cali IGx'ers wash your junk, mount up, and get your asses to Santa Cruz.
Washing your junk is optional in this case, at least before hand.
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Ah, the world's dumbest zone chef...another victim of an hysterical breakup...

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... -i-in.html

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I saw this yesterday and if I was closer in location to her I would definitely be there to console her.

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I'm only about 90 minutes from Santa Cruz...
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Ah, the world's dumbest zone chef...another victim of an hysterical breakup...

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... -i-in.html
We shared this pain with her! It was as if I too had been tossed aside for some sexy blonde with amazing big tits that we still can't find clear close-up pictures of despite our best efforts. My heart was breaking along with hers during this time. I felt none of the joy I usually feel when I curb stomp a hobo or strangle a Thai ladyboy. My spirit was crushed. But hey, that was back in '08 and I'm cool now. Anybody wanna go out tonight?

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baffled wrote:I'm only about 90 minutes from Santa Cruz...
She won't look at you twice unless you run there.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
baffled wrote:I'm only about 90 minutes from Santa Cruz...
She won't look at you twice unless you run there.
Now, I'm about 1100 minutes from Santa Cruz...
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