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[Bob Wildes]

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2 ... across-us/

[Bud Charniga's grape ape]

tricky bastards

[T200]

I was almost positive this would be a White Castle thread.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Why am I not surprised to see this is mostly a shifty negroid phenomenon? Little agile shitskins with their loose fitted clothing...always on the lookout to get over on somebody...taking something that doesn't belong to them. Can't wait for one of these purloining porchmonkeys to get caught by a concealed carry afficionado. A .38 to the dome will get their attention, yes sir.

[Kenny X]

I will thump a motherfucker's head repeatedly into the dashboard until the fucking airbag deploys if he has the gall to stick his head in through my open window and steal my shit. The nerve of some people!

[Kenny X]

tricky bastards

Also I legit LOL'd at that. I loved that show.

[Bedlam 0-0-0]

I recommend the fear vehicle security system. Drive something that says, "If you get in, you might not get out." Or "This poor sucker doesn't have anything worth stealing anyway (true statement in my case)." The vehicle below is almost identical to my van including the lack of door handles on the panel doors. I have no working door locks on my vehicle and so far no one has jacked me. Also the saw that hangs in my rear window says, "I will eat you" which I think helps.

[Kazuya Mishima]

I recommend never turning your back on niggers.

[Kenny X]

I recommend never turning your back on niggers.

Sage advice.

[Dietrich Buchenholz]

Interestingly, this "crime wave" is as about as real as I am. Try googling this. It's all the same bullshit sourcing 1 dipshit cop from Houston.