Typical @fit: The critics are WRONG! You just DON'T UNDERSTAND!Yes I Have Balls wrote:Barry Cooper?
Speaking from the knowledge and perspective of one who was ACTUALLY THERE when the photo was taken, it is quite clear, and very unfortunate, that the context of, and the manner in which, the photo was taken has been severely misunderstood and grossly scrutinized.
The fact that such harsh judgements and blatant character assassinations have been made without knowledge of the true facts of the captured moment is quite lamentable.
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How the fuck can you like her? She is a holier than thou hypocrite. She acts like she ignores the comments and you know goddamn well she is all over this page like her face in a fresh piece of poon.WildGorillaMan wrote:Posting it here, since it will never be approved.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Lisbeth, despite any public appearance of bad blood, I like you, I really do. But part of maturity is admitting when you're wrong, and honestly apologizing when you've gone too far. I understand that first hand.
Unpublishing stuff may or may not "be Crossfit" but refusing to back down on stuff that's patently wrong, and then going on the offence to justify an unsound position and deflect criticism by pointing the finger back at the critics certainly is Crossfit, it seems.
I know you think it's stoic and noble to buck consensus and front as a rugged individual, but cases like this the consensus is something you really ought to pay heed to.
Stop kissing her old ass and say it like it is.
Lis, you are a laughable hag.
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Isn't it obvious? She's had to have sent the Gorilla some NSFW pics in addition to pics of her doing work without showing her face. Come on WGM, you know I'm right.Jay wrote:How the fuck can you like her? She is a holier than thou hypocrite. She acts like she ignores the comments and you know goddamn well she is all over this page like her face in a fresh piece of poon.WildGorillaMan wrote:Posting it here, since it will never be approved.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Lisbeth, despite any public appearance of bad blood, I like you, I really do. But part of maturity is admitting when you're wrong, and honestly apologizing when you've gone too far. I understand that first hand.
Unpublishing stuff may or may not "be Crossfit" but refusing to back down on stuff that's patently wrong, and then going on the offence to justify an unsound position and deflect criticism by pointing the finger back at the critics certainly is Crossfit, it seems.
I know you think it's stoic and noble to buck consensus and front as a rugged individual, but cases like this the consensus is something you really ought to pay heed to.
Stop kissing her old ass and say it like it is.
Lis, you are a laughable hag.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Let's be real here, if those pics were sent, they are not going to be nice to look at.friedquads wrote:Isn't it obvious? She's had to have sent the Gorilla some NSFW pics in addition to pics of her doing work without showing her face. Come on WGM, you know I'm right.Jay wrote:How the fuck can you like her? She is a holier than thou hypocrite. She acts like she ignores the comments and you know goddamn well she is all over this page like her face in a fresh piece of poon.WildGorillaMan wrote:Posting it here, since it will never be approved.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Lisbeth, despite any public appearance of bad blood, I like you, I really do. But part of maturity is admitting when you're wrong, and honestly apologizing when you've gone too far. I understand that first hand.
Unpublishing stuff may or may not "be Crossfit" but refusing to back down on stuff that's patently wrong, and then going on the offence to justify an unsound position and deflect criticism by pointing the finger back at the critics certainly is Crossfit, it seems.
I know you think it's stoic and noble to buck consensus and front as a rugged individual, but cases like this the consensus is something you really ought to pay heed to.
Stop kissing her old ass and say it like it is.
Lis, you are a laughable hag.
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Could be a Special Olympics kind of deal.Jay wrote:Let's be real here, if those pics were sent, they are not going to be nice to look at.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Between her, BMack, Couch, Pudding and Asstro you have quite a fucked up fitness empire.Shafman wrote:Lis, you ARE a laughable hag, and I suspect that you, like other certain moderators and admins on CF.com forums, are acting out of sexual frustration and, in the words of a certain gentleman upon whom character assassination was attempted upon, could 'use a good hard fuck'
Did they ever stop and wonder why they are looked at by legitimate fitness professionals and laughed at? I mean there are some truly impressive people coming from @fit but they are few and far between and the idiocy coming from the leaders in charge is enough to make babies want to jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Because of all the comedy gold she generates. Fuck, look at today, the punchlines pretty much wrote themselves.Jay wrote:
How the fuck can you like her?
If HQ vanished overnight the world would be a colder, darker place.
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Psychologist Michael Langone, executive director of the International Cultic Studies Association, defines a destructive cult as "a highly manipulative group which exploits and sometimes physically and/or psychologically damages members and recruits."
(emphasis mine)In a statement which Congressman Leo J. Ryan later read into the Congressional Record, Dr. John Gordon Clark cited totalitarian systems of governance and an emphasis on money making as characteristics of a destructive cult
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But, safer.WildGorillaMan wrote:Because of all the comedy gold she generates. Fuck, look at today, the punchlines pretty much wrote themselves.Jay wrote:
How the fuck can you like her?
If HQ vanished overnight the world would be a colder, darker place.
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whoa, apeman.WildGorillaMan wrote:So, I've been told that in his presentation to US Military Brass last week that part of Couch's sales pitch was that @fit has had trainees die from rhabdo.
HQ really needs to let him off his leash more often. Let's hope the video surfaces shortly.
what presentation? for what purpose?
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or should I say:Dan Martin wrote:But, safer.WildGorillaMan wrote:Because of all the comedy gold she generates. Fuck, look at today, the punchlines pretty much wrote themselves.Jay wrote:
How the fuck can you like her?
If HQ vanished overnight the world would be a colder, darker place.
Butt safer.
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Child protective services in the city their box is in would be even better as they would be compelled to at least check things out.Cave Canem wrote:Did anybody send this pic to Reebok ?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... 02#p596002dead man walking wrote:whoa, apeman.WildGorillaMan wrote:So, I've been told that in his presentation to US Military Brass last week that part of Couch's sales pitch was that @fit has had trainees die from rhabdo.
HQ really needs to let him off his leash more often. Let's hope the video surfaces shortly.
what presentation? for what purpose?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Interestingly, both "Yeah but how far can he throw a softball?" and equating BMack with DNF have entered the popular mainstream @fit lexicon. Thanks to the couch thread I'm seeing rank and file @fitters making jokes about both.
In other news, one of my Team Gorilla fans has a question for the group:
He would like to know if IGx has any questions they'd like him to ask Couch.WGM,
Couch is coming down to Savannah to speak to a group on the military base down here this Thursday. Any pressing questions you think I should ask? I might challenge him to a softball throw out in the parking lot. Shirtless of course. If his "speech" gets interesting I will plan to record it
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I don't like her, plus she looks like Amelia Earhart....Just sayin.Jay wrote:How can anyone in this thread like her? She epitomizes the cult mentality of @fit to the T. Her blog posts, her passive aggressive tone when addressing her critics and much more.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
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lasalle wrote:Quoted for posterity:
Lisbeth wrote: But I can't unpublish: that's not what we do at CrossFit.
See? How can you not love that?
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Um, I actually do know quite a bit about SEO. There may be some ways to make that happen. With the release of Google Instant a while back, you can get some pretty funny pre-search suggestions. Similar to the auto-fill that G does.tzg wrote:Perhaps we should all repost that picture on our web-logs (yeah, I know we all have one, we're all narcissists) with the caption "Reebok hates children". I don't know how SEO works, but that would probably mess with google's results a bit for a while.
flooding search results with a bunch of "Reebok Hates Children" may not end up as funny as you'd think. Big corporations get pretty pissed about that stuff.
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That's pretty goddamn funny in my book.baffled wrote:flooding search results with a bunch of "Reebok Hates Children" may not end up as funny as you'd think. Big corporations get pretty pissed about that stuff.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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